"For all this ‘let’s be mature, I just drink it for the taste not the effect, honest, two units a day only’ stuff…it is, basically, a legal, exclusive, relatively expensive but very pleasant way of getting out of your head."

— Iain Banks, Raw Spirit: In Search Of The Perfect Dram

(Source: conelradstation)

My brother’s commercial parody for Wild Irish Rose.

“I like liquor quite a lot.”

“Put some water in it.”

-Ernest Hemingway, Fifty Grand

The World Famous Pine Knot Bar

The World Famous Pine Knot Bar

"In any event, we need to relax now and again, and a lot of us need to get out of our heads, with a little chemical help. If we’re sensible, we’ll accept this. Look at drink for goodness’ sake! You get effects generally including but not limited to: dizziness, euphoria, double vision, a hilarious inability to stand, all-consuming, tearful love for the drunken bastard or bastards you’re getting drunk with, and pink elephants!"

— Iain Banks, Raw Spirit: In Search of The Perfect Dram

Think I might climb into this later.

Think I might climb into this later.

Tags: whiskey booze

Wild Turkey 101 almost made me consider religion again.

Wild Turkey 101 almost made me consider religion again.

(Source: taraelayne, via letmydarknessinvadeyou-deactiva)

Tags: booze

It’s Friday.

“Drink up, Shriners!” -George Carlin